So here's what happened...I bought a new CD and didn't feel like dickin around and copying it to a computer and then putting in on my iPod.  So i'm sitting here updating the site listening to a Panasonic (royalty please) portable CD player.  It has such features as "Anti Shock" and "Battery Check".  How awesome were those days!!!!????.....???  Wait, no that sucked.

Anyways, what happened lately.. Well, I watched the new Jon and Kate season premiere cause I thought it looked extremely awkward.  And it was.  It was kind of messed up really.  Kate is all about talking to the camera crew and the production dude.  She could really care less about her kids I think cause its all about ratings.  She knows the GRAVY TRAIN is about to derail and its time to alight.  Koodos on her for that cause she sucks at about everything else except loosing sextuplet weight.

So its a rematch of the 2008 Stanley Cup final with Detroit and Pittsburgh fighting once again for Lord Stanley's mug.  I have a feeling it'll have the same result as last year.  But I am expecting more from the Penguins this time.  Malkin wont be so hurt this time, well except for his feelings cause Franzen called him a DoodleBop but in Czech.   Verdict: Detroit repeats.

Guitar Hero fans will love the new GH: Metallica.  It has tonnes of Metallica songs, most the average Met fan will know, the rest only the hardcore will know.  But after passing the game you'll love em all.  Plus it has Foo Fighters, Alice Chains, Bob Seger...big names are the names of the game(s).

So Mike Vick is outta jail and in house arrest, that’s pretty interesting.  They should do the thing they do with child molesters and let all the neighbours know he’s moving in.  Then he has to go door to door and say “Hi, my name is Michael Vick, I hate living things and may throw a can of zoodles at your dog should he try to pee on my hibiscus.”  And also, he should have to let a cat pee in his mouth before he goes on dates.

 

What else?  Well Calgary Flames coach Mike Keanen got fired today.  Didn’t really see that one coming..now.   I figured maybe once the season started and he was starting to ‘lose the guys’ or one of those old clichés.  Well the could always hire Trevor Kidd as the new head coach, he owes us for not being Marty Broduer.

 

The new Terminator Salvation movie is coming out today.  Whoop dee frickin doo.  As Peter Griffin said; do we really need a 4th terminator movie, I mean seriously.  Well at least there shouldn’t be any time travel rules to deal with this time.  Christian Bale sure wants to be the next big action hero.  Batman, John Conner, what’s next Luke Skywalker…COME ON.  I’m being seriously.

 

And lastly, if you have an ant problem do not just stare at them.  They could give a crap….really.

Well, here it goes.  Time to let everyone know about the things that 'they' dont want you to know about.  Such as: Disney is actually using Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers to produce the hugest sex tape in sex tape history.  Do you really think that they believe they have talent??  Like seriously, the Jonas Brothers got confused about why Stevie Wonder wasn't noticing their 'purity' pelvic thrusts.  Seriously.

So also, why would you name your "please visit these websites": "Internet Websites"?????  Umm, I am unaware that there are non-Internet Websites.  Perhaps people were getting confused with literal sites where actual spiders make some webs...da #$@&?

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